Friday, December 30, 2011
Ten Reasons Epiphany is Better than Christmas
10. Gives those of us too tired from Christmas craziness an excuse to wait on putting away the Christmas tree.
9. Allows theological re-education of decoration Nazis who demand that all greenery come down on December 26th.
8. Air travel is slightly less taxing and bothersome at Epiphany than during Christmas, or than traveling to Bethlehem 2000 years ago.
7. Plenty of leftover and discounted wrapping paper available for Epiphany presents.
8. No creepy Big-Brother-like Elf on the Shelf spying on kids for Epiphany.
5. Kids born on Christmas often get named Noel, Christian, or Nicholas. Kids born on Epiphany get bad-ass names like Gaspar, Melchior, or Balthasar.
4. Gives Shakespeare fans an excuse to watch or re-read “Twelfth Night” which, depending on the production, may not be appropriate for the kiddies.
3. With twelve drummers drumming, nobody notices if you are out of rhythm.
2. There are as yet no animated films of magical flying creatures who save Epiphany.
1. Nobody has to remind anyone of “the true meaning of Epiphany.”

It has become popular for Christians of all varieties to describe Jesus as “radical” or “revolutionary.” The popularity of this language stems in part from the tendency of young adults to be suspicious of the institutional church, and so its more entrepreneurial and adaptive leaders have appropriated the language of revolution to demonstrate solidarity with the generation who are largely missing from church pews. “We don’t like the institutional church, either!” we say. “Look how radical we are!”
Many preachers and theologians point out that according to the Law of